Spaterization

A rule applying to what-if models, in which every single flying object must have spats applied to them. In recent times, this has extended to fitting any moving object with spats, and leading Whifuturologists suggest that Spaterization will extend to stationary objects and people in the near future.

THE LESSER SPATTED GREBE
References to the Lesser Spatted Grebe appeared in Dr. Ernest Crumhorne-Tumpet's 1998 book 'Birds Of The World'. No photograph was supplied, which lead to extensive speculation amongst leading Whiflosophers until it was pointed out to be a spelling mistake. The bird in question turned out to be the rather mundane Lesser Spotted Grebe. Cryptowhifzoologists were greatly dissapointed and took to sewing miniature spats for their Grebes.