Stash

The collection of kits which a modeler has aquired over time which we buy secretly hoping it produces a divorce so the stash can increase at an increasing rate. This is not to be confused with a drug addict's stash, however the effect upon the modeler is often the same, or occasionaly much worse.

At irregular intervals, but ususally at least once a year, modelers are required to brag about their stash, often with pictures, on various message boards. They are also required, slightly more frequently, to deny the existence of their stash to SWMBO