Modeling Desk

Often rumoured piece of equipment that most modelers claim to have, although examination of area where said "desk" supposedly exists will invariably find only a heap of parts, supplies, kits in construction and reference material. Considered mythical. Also known to hard core modelers as 'The Bench', as if it is the only one to exist. It is often simply an old door placed on top of an equally old chest of drawers. One of the few things that SWMBO will rarely touch, despite how much they will grumble about it.

According to leading Whifflosophers, when a modeler cleans his desk, he will certainly die. See Mortality Shield.