Twiglets

Twiglets, also known as the toothpicks of death, toothpicks of the devil etc. are known for being the favorite food of many whiffers. Some say they taste like marmite, some say they taste like the scrapings of satan's buttocks, and some say that the marmite and the scrapings are the same.

Twiglets were outlawed under the Geneva convention.

They are also rarely found outside their native land, and if sighted, should be disposed of by a qualified professional.

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